A joke- Keep everything in safety!!!
: 12 lut 2008, 9:16
[color=darkred] ... A burglar comes to the house of a worldwide scholar...
: knock, knock, knock (the door opens creaking) ...
: RISE YOUR HANDS, SIR!!!
:
a scholar: Oh God, do I have to face the last minute of my life???
Why not? Go to the sitting room right now!!!
What for???
: You''ll see in a couple of minutes! Point to the safe in that room!
A safe you need... but I'm penniless!
Can't believe you!!!
Maybe you'll like the car standing opposite my house???
No, no!!! My mouth waters for something else!!!
( a scholar to himself): what does he really want from me, not money, not cars so maybe a laptop, mp3 or a pen-drive?
Don't scratch your head for further ideas!!! I'm not so infantile!!!
Show me the safe with your manuscripts!!!
Oh gosh, I put all af them in the dustbin behind my block of flats about 10 years ago!!!
: So, sit down at the computer keyborad and write them out of your head, I give you no more then 24 hours for that!!!
(a scholar comrorted a little bit): Are you going to sell them with my valuable signature???
: No, I only wanted to see what was visible for others!!![/b]
: knock, knock, knock (the door opens creaking) ... : RISE YOUR HANDS, SIR!!!:
a scholar: Oh God, do I have to face the last minute of my life??? Why not? Go to the sitting room right now!!! What for??? : You''ll see in a couple of minutes! Point to the safe in that room! A safe you need... but I'm penniless! Can't believe you!!! Maybe you'll like the car standing opposite my house??? No, no!!! My mouth waters for something else!!! ( a scholar to himself): what does he really want from me, not money, not cars so maybe a laptop, mp3 or a pen-drive? Don't scratch your head for further ideas!!! I'm not so infantile!!! Show me the safe with your manuscripts!!! Oh gosh, I put all af them in the dustbin behind my block of flats about 10 years ago!!! : So, sit down at the computer keyborad and write them out of your head, I give you no more then 24 hours for that!!! (a scholar comrorted a little bit): Are you going to sell them with my valuable signature??? : No, I only wanted to see what was visible for others!!![/b]