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Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 04 kwie 2003, 22:21
autor: Grzegorz_21
Counsulor: Now this is a dogwood tree.
Camper: How can you tell?
Counselor: By its bark.
If you think this is not funny, it means you have to study your English harder
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 04 kwie 2003, 22:24
autor: Grzegorz_21
You must use gunpowder on your face, it looks shot.
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 07 kwie 2003, 3:15
autor: Grzegorz_21
I can read you like a book. How I wish I could shut you up like one!
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 07 kwie 2003, 3:17
autor: Grzegorz_21
How did you get that horrible swelling on your nose?
I bent over to smell a brose.
There is no "b" in rose?!
There was in this one.
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 08 kwie 2003, 4:46
autor: Grzegorz_21
So! that's what a mummy looks like without bandages!
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 09 kwie 2003, 20:32
autor: Grzegorz_21
The last time I saw someone like you, I had to pay admission.
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 09 kwie 2003, 20:35
autor: Grzegorz_21
A boy wrote this letter home from camp:
Dear Mom and Dad: Gue$$ what I need? Plea$e $end me $ome $oon.
Be$t Wi$he$,
Your $on $ammy
His parents wrote back:
Dear Sammy:
NOthing much is happening here. Please write aNOther letter soon. Bye for NOw.
Love Mom and Dad
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 09 kwie 2003, 20:40
autor: Grzegorz_21
Yo guys! Do not you know any funny jokes or abuse??? Type them up, do not be shy
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 11 kwie 2003, 7:18
autor: Grzegorz_21
You look like a twenty bucks bill - all green and wrinkled.
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 14 kwie 2003, 6:50
autor: Grzegorz_21
You remind me of history - always repeating yourself.
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 23 kwie 2003, 23:46
autor: Grzegorz_21
Hey guys, why do not you go and play in the traffic?
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 27 kwie 2003, 7:53
autor: Grzegorz_21
Why don't you hop on your broom and fly away?
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 28 kwie 2003, 5:58
autor: Grzegorz_21
You are a real bargain - 50% off
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 29 kwie 2003, 1:08
autor: Grzegorz_21
The day you were born you cried like a baby. So did your parents.
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 30 kwie 2003, 3:07
autor: Grzegorz_21
If anyone said hello to you - you'd be stuck for an answer.
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 02 maja 2003, 5:41
autor: Grzegorz_21
tell me, do you sleep with your face in the pillow to be kind to burglars?
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 05 maja 2003, 1:57
autor: Grzegorz_21
I know, I am talking like an idiot. I have to talk that way so you can understand me.
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 06 maja 2003, 21:06
autor: Grzegorz_21
You remind me a one-story building - nothing upstairs.
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 11 maja 2003, 9:58
autor: Grzegorz_21
One of us is crazy, but do not worry, I will keep your secret.
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 12 maja 2003, 6:20
autor: Grzegorz_21
You are the most complete nothing since the invention of zero.
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 13 maja 2003, 21:52
autor: Grzegorz_21
I would like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 16 maja 2003, 0:26
autor: Grzegorz_21
If you stopped using dirty words, you would have nothing to say.
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 20 maja 2003, 18:35
autor: Grzegorz_21
You remind me of a jigsaw puzzle - so many of the piece are missing.
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 26 maja 2003, 21:03
autor: Visitor
Give me time. I will find a way of ignoring you.
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 31 maja 2003, 20:58
autor: Grzegorz_21
You have a baby face-and a mind to match.
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 04 cze 2003, 5:57
autor: Grzegorz_21
Please do not talk when I am interupting.
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 06 cze 2003, 12:57
autor: Daveknot
U are so incompetent that u couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 06 cze 2003, 23:39
autor: Grzegorz_21
You have a fine mind, and everyone with mind like yours should be fined.
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 07 cze 2003, 9:15
autor: Daveknot
You have a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 07 cze 2003, 9:42
autor: Daveknot
Yo momma's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 14 cze 2003, 3:14
autor: Grzegorz_21
What does your mother do for a headache? Send you out to play?
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 14 cze 2003, 3:15
autor: Grzegorz_21
You cannot even tell the truth without lying.
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 16 cze 2003, 4:48
autor: Grzegorz_21
You had an unfortunate accident in childhood - u were born.
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 27 cze 2003, 20:53
autor: Grzegorz_21
I'd like to hear your opinion, but is not there enough ignorance in the world already?
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 06 lip 2003, 23:30
autor: Grzegorz_21
Have I met you someplace before? I sometimes get careless where I go.
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 22 lip 2003, 22:06
autor: Grzegorz_21
I would like to kick you in the teeth, but why improve your looks?
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 26 lip 2003, 6:20
autor: Grzegorz_21
Is that a recent condition - or were you born that way?
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 25 sie 2003, 4:08
autor: Grzegorz_21
Your mama has so big ass, that when she sits down, she is three feet taller.
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 03 wrz 2003, 5:25
autor: Grzegorz_21
May I borrow your I.Q. ? I am going out with a blonde tonight
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 15 wrz 2003, 6:17
autor: Grzegorz_21
I like what you are wearing , but are not you a little early for Halloween?
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 24 lis 2003, 7:38
autor: Grzegorz_21
I hope you live to be as old as your jokes.
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 26 lis 2003, 7:51
autor: Grzegorz_21
stop looking in the mirror. haven't u ever seen a moron before?
grzegorz_21
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 12 gru 2019, 7:38
autor: volord2
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 08 kwie 2022, 21:38
autor: vlord
Re: Jokes 'n funny insults
: 29 maja 2022, 22:03
autor: vlord