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Witam!
Czy mógłbym prosić o pomoc w przetłumaczeniu tego krótkiego fragmentu? Kompletnie nie wiem, jak to ma brzmieć po polsku:

Read something you know nothing about. Even if you only spend five minutes skimming an article about quilting when the last time you tried to sew a button on a shirt you stabbed yourself with the needle and got blood all over the material.

Byłbym nieziernie wdzięczny za pomoc

My Polish is not the best...
Przeczytaj cos o czym nic nie wiesz. Nawet jezeli spendisz tylko piec minut pszeglodajac artikul o () kiedy ostatnim razem sprubowales pszysyc guzik do koszuli, uklulesz sie igla and zakrwawilesz material. (I don't really know where the accent marks should be placed...)

Dzieki.

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