Jokes 'n funny insults

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 04 kwie 2003, 22:21

Counsulor: Now this is a dogwood tree.
Camper: How can you tell?
Counselor: By its bark.

If you think this is not funny, it means you have to study your English harder

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 04 kwie 2003, 22:24

You must use gunpowder on your face, it looks shot.

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 07 kwie 2003, 3:15

I can read you like a book. How I wish I could shut you up like one!

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 07 kwie 2003, 3:17

How did you get that horrible swelling on your nose?
I bent over to smell a brose.
There is no "b" in rose?!
There was in this one.

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 08 kwie 2003, 4:46

So! that's what a mummy looks like without bandages!

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 09 kwie 2003, 20:32

The last time I saw someone like you, I had to pay admission.

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 09 kwie 2003, 20:35

A boy wrote this letter home from camp:
Dear Mom and Dad: Gue$$ what I need? Plea$e $end me $ome $oon.
Be$t Wi$he$,
Your $on $ammy

His parents wrote back:
Dear Sammy:
NOthing much is happening here. Please write aNOther letter soon. Bye for NOw.
Love Mom and Dad

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 09 kwie 2003, 20:40

Yo guys! Do not you know any funny jokes or abuse??? Type them up, do not be shy

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 11 kwie 2003, 7:18

You look like a twenty bucks bill - all green and wrinkled.

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 14 kwie 2003, 6:50

You remind me of history - always repeating yourself.

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 23 kwie 2003, 23:46

Hey guys, why do not you go and play in the traffic?

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 27 kwie 2003, 7:53

Why don't you hop on your broom and fly away?

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 28 kwie 2003, 5:58

You are a real bargain - 50% off

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 29 kwie 2003, 1:08

The day you were born you cried like a baby. So did your parents.

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 30 kwie 2003, 3:07

If anyone said hello to you - you'd be stuck for an answer.

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 02 maja 2003, 5:41

tell me, do you sleep with your face in the pillow to be kind to burglars?

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 05 maja 2003, 1:57

I know, I am talking like an idiot. I have to talk that way so you can understand me.

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 06 maja 2003, 21:06

You remind me a one-story building - nothing upstairs.

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 11 maja 2003, 9:58

One of us is crazy, but do not worry, I will keep your secret.

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 12 maja 2003, 6:20

You are the most complete nothing since the invention of zero.

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 13 maja 2003, 21:52

I would like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 16 maja 2003, 0:26

If you stopped using dirty words, you would have nothing to say.

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 20 maja 2003, 18:35

You remind me of a jigsaw puzzle - so many of the piece are missing.

Visitor · Postautor: **Visitor** » 26 maja 2003, 21:03

Give me time. I will find a way of ignoring you.

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 31 maja 2003, 20:58

You have a baby face-and a mind to match.

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 04 cze 2003, 5:57

Please do not talk when I am interupting.

Daveknot · Postautor: **Daveknot** » 06 cze 2003, 12:57

U are so incompetent that u couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 06 cze 2003, 23:39

You have a fine mind, and everyone with mind like yours should be fined.

Daveknot · Postautor: **Daveknot** » 07 cze 2003, 9:15

You have a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

Daveknot · Postautor: **Daveknot** » 07 cze 2003, 9:42

Yo momma's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 14 cze 2003, 3:14

What does your mother do for a headache? Send you out to play?

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 14 cze 2003, 3:15

You cannot even tell the truth without lying.

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 16 cze 2003, 4:48

You had an unfortunate accident in childhood - u were born.

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 27 cze 2003, 20:53

I'd like to hear your opinion, but is not there enough ignorance in the world already?

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 06 lip 2003, 23:30

Have I met you someplace before? I sometimes get careless where I go.

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 22 lip 2003, 22:06

I would like to kick you in the teeth, but why improve your looks?

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 26 lip 2003, 6:20

Is that a recent condition - or were you born that way?

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 25 sie 2003, 4:08

Your mama has so big ass, that when she sits down, she is three feet taller.

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 03 wrz 2003, 5:25

May I borrow your I.Q. ? I am going out with a blonde tonight

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 15 wrz 2003, 6:17

I like what you are wearing , but are not you a little early for Halloween?

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 24 lis 2003, 7:38

I hope you live to be as old as your jokes.

Grzegorz_21 · Postautor: **Grzegorz_21** » 26 lis 2003, 7:51

stop looking in the mirror. haven't u ever seen a moron before?
grzegorz_21

volord2 · Postautor: **volord2** » 12 gru 2019, 7:38

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vlord · Postautor: **vlord** » 08 kwie 2022, 21:38

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vlord · Postautor: **vlord** » 29 maja 2022, 22:03

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