A joke for those playing constant truant!!!

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JUST REMEMBER the LITTLE ONES:

*** a joke form the book : "Life in jokes"***- it would be good to have it modernized & republished-(no matter this sounds nice!!!)

TEACHER: : Jonny, would you like to go to heaven?'
(thinking..... Hmmmm, why not???) but ...
Johnny to his teacher: :YES, but mother told me to come straight away home after school!!!"
the audience:

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