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a joke for today- FRIDAY

Postautor: Gość » 22 lut 2008, 11:13

two ducklings are chatting while swimming in the pod nearby:

;) Hey you the brown one with blue feathers! come to the bank!
;) What for? The water is so pleasant here and my stomach isn't empty.
;) But I feel a little bit hungry and have a feeling to dry my beautiful feathers in the sun.
;) Don't boast of your blue feathers!!! And your green and even blue tip of head may lead you into troubles!!!
;) Troubles? That's imposssible!!! See a human creature with two tails is coming towards us with a bag of delicious crumbs.
;) We'd better stay here!!! I don't believe such creatures, Easter is coming soon so he may be catching us to prepare a good peackoock instead of a duck for the dinner!
;) Do you think they will like our colourful feathers as well!!!
;) Don’t be silly!!! They will pluck your fathers from the tip to the end!!!
;) Oh, gosh!!! Let’s dive to the bottom of the pond then!!!!
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Re: a joke for today- FRIDAY

Postautor: Gość » 22 lut 2008, 19:46

Great story, but what's funny about that ??
Gość
 

dialogues are funny, can't you see???

Postautor: Gość » 22 lut 2008, 21:44

...but if you really can't -you may consider "LEFE IN JOKES' of MM much funnier- so don't hesitate and order that book in the antique shop!!! :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: (I 've got that one - NOT FOR SALE)
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I'm sorry - my keyboard doesn't work properly

Postautor: Gość » 22 lut 2008, 21:46

the title is as follows: LIFE IN JOKES... :beksa:
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Re: dialogues are funny, can't you see???

Postautor: Gość » 23 lut 2008, 10:27

Anonymous pisze:...but if you really can't -you may consider "LEFE IN JOKES' of MM much funnier- so don't hesitate and order that book in the antique shop!!! :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: (I 've got that one - NOT FOR SALE)


Funny????
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Re: a joke for today- FRIDAY

Postautor: Gość » 22 kwie 2008, 18:16

...ciekawe dlaczego stąd prawie wszystkie przednie kaczki odfrunęły??? ...

odpowiedź: gdyż… to jest zły staw, brudny z butelkami po piwie, kawałkami styropianu, a małe dzieci i starsi ludzie już… nie mają co podziwiać, oby tak dalej, na szczęście są jeszcze czyste zbiorniki wodne tylko trzeba oczy przecierać, aby je znaleźć!!!


:papa: :papa: :papa: PRZEDKA przez WIELKIE P
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Re: a joke for today- FRIDAY

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