Jokes chuck norris

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.


Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.


There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.


Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.

When Chuck Noris jumps in a pool he doesn’t get wet water gets Chuck Noris.

Chuck Noris round house kicked the Leaning Tower of Pizza.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people
dead.

Takeru Kobayashi ate 50 and a half hotdogs in 12 minutes. Chuck Norris ate 12 asian babies in 50 and a half minutes. Chuck Norris won.


Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. - Ch. N. potrafi przasnąć obrotowymi drzwiami,

Jesli chciesz poznac wrogów Ch. N. - sprawdz liste wyginionych gatunków.

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