| It's hard to know if you're alive or dead | |
| When steel and fire go roaring through your head. | |
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| One moment you'll be crouching at your gun | |
| Traversing, mowing heaps down half in fun: | |
| The next, you choke and clutch at your right breast— | 5 |
| No time to think—leave all—and off you go... | |
| To Treasure Island where the Spice winds blow, | |
| To lovely groves of mango, quince and lime— | |
| Breathe no good-bye, but ho, for the Red West! | |
| It's a queer time. | 10 |
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| You're charging madly at them yelling "Fag!" | |
| When somehow something gives and your feet drag. | |
| You fall and strike your head; yet feel no pain | |
| And find ... you're digging tunnels through the hay | |
| In the Big Barn, 'cause it's a rainy day. | 15 |
| Oh, springy hay, and lovely beams to climb! | |
| You're back in the old sailor suit again. | |
| It's a queer time. | |
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| Or you'll be dozing safe in your dug-out— | |
| A great roar—the trench shakes and falls about— | 20 |
| You're struggling, gasping, struggling, then ... hullo! | |
| Elsie comes tripping gaily down the trench, | |
| Hanky to nose—that lyddite makes a stench— | |
| Getting her pinafore all over grime. | |
| Funny! because she died ten years ago! | 25 |
| It's a queer time. | |
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| The trouble is, things happen much too quick; | |
| Up jump the Boches, rifles thump and click, | |
| You stagger, and the whole scene fades away: | |
| Even good Christians don't like passing straight | 30 |
| From Tipperary or their Hymn of Hate | |
| To Alleluiah-chanting, and the chime | |
| Of golden harps ... and ... I'm not well to-day... | |
| It's a queer time. |